Friday 15 October 2010

Uuhh

Very strange this one. Slightly out of focus, grainy and occasionally dropping in and out. I was uh, well, umm, and then a huge raven swooped down and snatched the baby away. So I, uh, ah, UN Secretary General Boutros Boutros-Ghali. Oh, ah, something mumble something hollowed out volcano. And she said, um, well, ah. That's when the chandelier exploded.

I was very,very drunk at the time.

Thursday 14 October 2010

A Video

An anonymous contributor offers us this re-enactment of his recurring nightmare:

Quality Control

I became aware that I was in some old fashioned, wood panelled Victorian court room. I was sat in the spectators' gallery, at the front, with my hands resting gently on the brass rail. Looking down into the well of the court, I was able to make some sense of what was going on. There were bewigged lawyers, an elderly judge, and in the witness box, and the dock, a series of dwarves. Your actual, Disney dwarves.

The trial, or so it seemed, was a sort of testing process for some of their mining tools. It wasn't clear which, but there were no shovels or lanterns being examined. Doc had just started weighing something when the whole scene faded away...

Monday 11 October 2010

Random Images

Some images our readers have reported seeing in dreams.